Assalam alaikum,
Hey… What is this Chinka [Asian in Indian subcontinent lingo] doing up here? For God sake, it’s marriage between a Gujju and Hydro [The groom is from Gujarat and the bride is from Hyderabad].
Well calm down. You will know in a moment.
In the meantime, just treat me as your daisi bhai [Your fellow countryman].
Inna alhamda lillah… [Khutbah Al-Hajjah, the speech opening by the Prophet Muhammad (Peace and Prayers Be Upon Him)]
I’ve been practicing for tonight for quite some time.
Not my speech, but practicing how to eat Indian spicy food!
Because tonight India rules, not just in food, but Naheed [The groom] proved tonight that India is the economics superpower. India is pushing the US economy by giving business to Knott’s berry farm [The event venue]. And India is providing job to China.
And you know who are the happiest for achieving this global status, not Indians, but the Bangladeshis. Yeah the Bangladeshis. Because finally, they get to tell their Paki fellows, “Pai-kka, tough luck.” [You've lost to India again].
So, why I’m saying all these non sense… Because Naheed rejected all these racial slurs by exemplifying the Islamic brotherhood in his life. While at USC, he broght all subcontinent under one roof, not only that, but he invited an outsider like me to be part of this ummah.
He showed all of us that it doesn’t matter what our skin color, language, or tolerance for spicy food is…. but what really matters is the Taqwa, the righteousness.
And for that, I ask Allah to reward him tremendously. Ameen.
Ok, let’s get back to marriage.
So, why suddenly Naheed decided to get married? I mean nothing much changed that can trigger this decision. Except that Nokia is moving him to the bay area. I think that triggered him to… finally… to come out. Yes, to come out from the closet and admit to the world how much he loves Hyderabadis.
His first roommate at USC was Hyderabadi. I think his cellmate is Hyderabadi too… Oh, cellmate means cell phone mate. And now he figured out that he cannot live without a Hyderabadi in his life.
Yaar, the paki bro in the back. Are you with me or still debating whether India rules or not?
Listen, you and i may disagree on that. But we all agree tonight that —sister Juwaria [The bride] — rules from now on. As for our brother naheed. From all of us, “Miya [Mr.], the game is over.”
Thank you.
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January 28th, 2009 at 7:31 am
This is not funny.. …
This is not funny… people..
January 28th, 2009 at 7:31 am
and you are just …
and you are just plain ignorant
January 28th, 2009 at 7:31 am
wa alaikum alam
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wa alaikum alam
wa iyyakum
Thanks for understanding the intent of the joke.
January 28th, 2009 at 7:31 am
Salaam
Hello …
Salaam
Hello brothers and sisters wts up just take it as a joke no need to get serious. We are all 1 ummah whether indi, paki or bangladeshi. it really doesnt matter. i am paki by the way and i think every1 knows paki means HOLY.
so peace. enjoy everything no need to take it seriously.
JazakAllah khair
January 28th, 2009 at 7:31 am
ur hopeless
ur hopeless
January 28th, 2009 at 7:31 am
I think you guys …
I think you guys dont realise, living in USA/ Canada or wherever… the term “paki ” is derogatory - like using the “N” word. Its used usually by racists or Indians to put down Pakistanis. The fact that it was used at a multicultural muslim wedding is BAD. but these people are dumb to it..how did they like it when I made offensive comments about Arabs or Bangalis? I wish muslims would think instead of acting all holy to each other and then coming up with racist comments.
January 28th, 2009 at 7:31 am
calm down thats no …
calm down thats no way to talk to any1
January 28th, 2009 at 7:31 am
at least im not a …
at least im not a hypocrite like most of my muslm bros and sisters today…if you think its ok to pray 5 times a day then make jokes about fellow muslim pakistanis like this, at a wedding… then you also are a hypocrite. this stupid comedian is trying to please indian crowd by making racist paki jokes and you fools are laughing as well..subhanallah how stupid muslims have become
January 28th, 2009 at 7:31 am
how could you say …
how could you say that after u swear and judge so openly
January 28th, 2009 at 7:31 am
Sorry, they are …
Sorry, they are local jokes to certain localities.
January 28th, 2009 at 7:31 am
what is this whats …
what is this whats ur point ? i didn’t find it funny
January 28th, 2009 at 7:31 am
Alhamdulillah, …
Alhamdulillah, thanks.
Maybe the brother will have a career as a halal comedian, inshaAllah
January 28th, 2009 at 7:31 am
this was better …
this was better than “professional” muslim comedians i have seen so far… well delivered.
January 28th, 2009 at 7:31 am
well if you dont or …
well if you dont or even cant think, I feel sorry for you - still as long as you are happy, alhamdulilah, then dont make comments on things you have no clue about…. Allah help you learn how to think someday ameen
January 28th, 2009 at 7:31 am
“think carefully …
“think carefully sister about who has the inferiority complex..”
No, I don’t think I will. I’m a happy person, alhamdulilah. Better things to do with my time. I hope the same for you someday. Ameen.
January 28th, 2009 at 7:31 am
who is the inferior …
who is the inferior one? a dumb arab making anti pakistani jokes just to please an indian/ bangaldeshi crowd?? and nobody even laughed at his lousy joke.. think carefully sister about who has the inferiority complex..
January 28th, 2009 at 7:31 am
What are you hiding …
What are you hiding your inferiority behind? Criticizing others? Subhanallah.
January 28th, 2009 at 7:31 am
you guys are really …
you guys are really really saaad IT geeks…. Im embarassed to have even read all this crap you are spouting… and you really think you are smart and knowledgable about Islam? what a bunch of dumb es. get a life… and the only ones who get all uppity about Pakistan are Indian and Bangla 4 foot tall stick insects like you …. you need to come to terms with your inferiority complexes instead of hiding it behind Islam
January 28th, 2009 at 7:31 am
lol that was really …
lol that was really funny. Brother Naheed, Juwaria rules, the game is over….LOL.
January 28th, 2009 at 7:31 am
The best way to …
The best way to deal with it is to ask a scholer about becoming a comedian and also ask him “is it true that mochking the Deen ( any matters of the deen) takes a person out of Islam. jazakallah khair aki. May Allah (swt) make us Sincere in the Deen. Ameen
January 28th, 2009 at 7:31 am
The Brother asked …
The Brother asked wether i studied seerah?
Brother I did seerah as much as possible for me and from that i ve learned that prophet (sws) used to make some jokes to make the sahabah smile. He was asked that should we write even your jokes ya rasoolullah and he said: yes! Nothing comes out from this mouth except the truth. But he sws never used to joke about with the matters related to Islam and never used to mock the deen like some of our present day commidians Do.
January 28th, 2009 at 7:31 am
Salam brothers.
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Salam brothers.
Allah says in the qur,an that: If you dont know than Ask those who know, meaning ask the Ulamah, so insha-allah i live it to you that you ask a Alim regarding this insha-allah.
January 28th, 2009 at 7:31 am
Funny stuff bro,
…
Funny stuff bro,
Although i don’t believe it can be called haram that simply without showing the daleel.
Jazakallahukhair
January 28th, 2009 at 7:31 am
Funny stuff bro,
…
Funny stuff bro,
although im not sure it can be called haram so simply.
Please be a bit careful when stating fiqh fatwas online without providing evidence.
Jazakallahukhair
January 28th, 2009 at 7:31 am
Funny stuff bro…
…
Funny stuff bro…
Br. abuubaidah1, I understand our purpose of life is not to be comedians, but joking is not prohibited in Islam. It is indeed the religion of moderation.
Please be a bit careful throwing fiqh rulings out online without providing daleel.
Jazakallahukhair